Greg's Random Quotes!!
Greg Sanders Quotes Greg Quotes1. Season "Grissom ist just been running me around like a lap dog!"
Sara: "You´re nuts. You know that."
Greg: "Exactomundo."
"I like saying that word. Bio-assay. It sounds nubian."
"Get a hot dog?...I get the ketchup."
"You want a valium for her?"
"I´m the man!"
"Haven´t I done enough for one day?"
2. Season Greg: "You smell like death."
Sara: "I´ve heard."
Greg: "You know a real man wouldn´t mind."
"What don´t you know!"
Nick: "Don´t sneak up on a person like that."
Greg: "Yeah, well, you know how I feel, like, ten times a day."
"I just wasn´t expecting blood to look like that."
Nick: "That stuff will kill you, you know."
Greg: "It doesn´t kill me yet."
3. Season "You infected me with mildew?!"
"I´m open 24 hours."
"There is something weird going on.
Well, not weird, more like hairraising."
"I like to make a presentation."
"What I do is art, now I´m ready to unveal it."
Greg to Nick: "I tought that we had an realationship.
What you´re doing taking Archie out in the field, instead of me?"
Sara: "You´re crowding me Greg."
Greg: "Well, I have some information that can bring us even closer."
Sara: "Grandma was high?!"
Greg: "Yeah! As a kite."
"We labrats have to do something to get through the day."
Greg: "So what´s with that Harpo lady?"
Catherine: "Harper."
Greg: "Whatevo."
4. Season Sara: "How do you know that Greg?"
Greg: "A gentleman never tells."
"I´m not the allergy ace."
"Little Nurses going wild."
"You know, nothing says "I love you" like an ounce of fresh blood."
"On a man's underwear, semen stains aren't exactly probative."
Greg: "I found something a little unusual, for a roller coaster.
Not a sailor, but a ..."
Sara: "Semen? Sex on the roller coaster?"
Greg: "Or some kid shaking hands with shorty."
"That semen from the coaster's cab was just processed in my lab.
All I can say is, Nevins was a cad." (rhyming)
"Pharaoh's fever was his Spanish fly."
5. Season "I've never seen the lights on in this place before.
It's kind of like seeing a one-night stand in the morning for the first time."
Sara: "I heard you finally lost your virginity."
Greg glances at Sara. She smiles at him.
Sara: "First autopsy. How was it?"
Greg: "It was fine. How was your first time? How did you react?"
Sara: "I puked."
Greg: "I didn't puke."
Sara: "Way to go, tough guy."
Hodges: "Good thing you don't have to pass a spelling test to work in the field. 'Funtain' water?"
Greg: "My people are Norwegian. That's how we spell it."
"Maybe she's still in the suite. It's a big room."
Catherine: "You crack this kid's head open, all that would come out would be T&A. And a lot of pure, fresh mountain air."
Greg: "You said that about me once."
Catherine: "More than once."
"For the record, I really like having a penis."
Greg: "I appreciate your help."
Sofia shrugs it off.
Greg: "I don't know if I'd be quite as accommodating after just being -- Well, you know."
Sofia: "Demoted?"
Greg: "Yeah."
Hodges: "It could be from an ornament or a piece of jewelry."
Greg: "It could be from a lot of things."
Hodges: "Yeah, that it could, Mr. Proficiency."
"And this theory is based on...?"
"Nothing. I'm just trying to help."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
"Maybe I saw you perform."
"Oh, I doubt it."
"Why?"
"You would have remembered."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (Who Are You?)
"So how many grains of sand in the ocean? Huh?"
"I don't care about the ocean. Just the sand in my skeleton. Can you pinpoint a beach?"
"I don't know, I may have to do some field research. Hey, think Grissom would send me to Hawaii?"
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Who Are You?)
"He's toying with us."
"Who?"
"Anonymous..."
-- Sara Sidle and Greg Sanders (Anonymous)
"So what's the pot up to?"
"We don't bet on cases."
"Oh, of course you don't. So who's winning?"
"I am." [Nick and Warrick together]
"Fiends."
-- Greg Sanders, Nick Stokes and Warrick Brown (Anonymous)
"You losing your touch there, Einstein?"
-- Nick Stokes to Greg Sanders (Unfriendly Skies)
"I've done this procedure on jeans, leather jackets, but never on something like this... it's very... see-through. Very Jennifer Lopez."
-- Greg Sanders, about Kristy Hopkins' blouse (I-15 Murders)
"What can you tell me about the hotty that goes inside this blouse? Is it true she's a 'friend' of yours?"
"What is it, on the internet?"
"Might as well be."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (I-15 Murders)
"I'm going to need a sample."
"Well the guy knows he did it; he's not going to cough it up."
"If you saw the girl that goes with this blouse, you'd try."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (I-15 Murders)
"I would never doubt your word."
"Smart man."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (Boom)
"I heard Grissom's lady friend was in town."
-- Greg Sanders to Catherine Willows (To Halve and to Hold)
"Bioassay. Sounds Nubian."
-- Greg Sanders (To Halve and to Hold)
"A couple of glasses of merlot. Rack of lamb on my day off. I slept like a baby yesterday. You look horrible."
"Thanks, Greg."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Table Stakes)
"Don't look at me. I've got 'sunshine' all night."
-- Nick Stokes to Greg Sanders, about Sara Sidle (Table Stakes)
"You want a valium for her?"
"I heard that."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Table Stakes)
"Oh, man, I got to get a raise for this."
-- Greg Sanders (Table Stakes)
"Why don't you go talk to the dead-end twins over there?"
-- Greg Sanders, about the hairbrush and the toothbrush not containing any DNA (Table Stakes)
"Did you ever wear one of these when you were dancing?"
"I wore nothing but skin."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (Table Stakes)
"Do you have the results on the swab yet?"
"Uh ..."
"Uh... from the dead guy at the pottery store? The coroner sent over a sample. You were supposed to analyze the mineral content."
"Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Grissom has just been running me around like a lapdog. I haven't had a chance."
"Grissom's on a missing persons-- he hasn't sent you anything."
"Did I say Grissom? No, I meant Catherine."
"Oh, yeah. Catherine's working with me."
"Oh. Well, what do you say we check out that swab then, huh?"
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Face Lift)
"Don't you ever goof off, huh? Do you ever get a little lost in life?"
"No."
"Well, you should."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Face Lift)
"It's uranium." [...]
"Which is radioactive. Do we need to evacuate the building or anything?"
"The amount is trace. We should be fine."
"You sure?"
"No."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Face Lift)
"Hey, Greg."
"Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders ($35K O.B.O.)
"No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just ... bamm. Shoulder-length blonde hair ... intelligent ... and she smells so good."
"Cute toes?"
"Oh ... ideal."
"Mmm."
"And none are longer than the big toe."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes ($35K O.B.O.)
"But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside."
"Oh, what's in her heart?"
"No ... her DNA ... and let me tell you -- this girl has got some fine epithelials."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes ($35K O.B.O.)
"Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it."
"No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders ($35K O.B.O.)
"Nine lives."
-- Greg Sanders, about a hair ($35K O.B.O.)
"I hear you're backlogged."
"Twenty 'unknowns' from some drug shoot-out. FBI special request. Sheriff told me to clear it off my counter before I do anything else."
"These?"
"Yeah. You can almost smell Quantico, you know?"
[Grissom grabs the paperwork in front of Greg and puts it aside on the cart with all the samples on it. He then pushes the car out the door and into the hallway where it stops when it hits the wall.]
"There. Now they're off your counter."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Gentle, Gentle)
"Zachary Anderson, DOB 01-23-01. Date of death, three hours ago. Until we find out how and why ... ... this is the only case you work on."
-- Gil Grissom to Greg Sanders (Gentle, Gentle)
"I am the man."
"Why? What did you do? Let me guess. You ran a DNA profile on the blood from the dead guy's knuckles and you got a match."
"No."
"You ran a DNA profile and something very distinctive popped up?"
"Not quite."
"You made it out of bed and you dressed yourself?"
-- Greg Sanders, Warrick Brown and Gil Grissom (Sounds of Silence)
"Your killer has fluorescent blue dots in his blood."
"So the guy's a glow-stick. How does that help us track him down?"
-- Greg Sanders and Warrick Brown (Sounds of Silence)
"Did you ever hear a dog say 'woof-woof,' Greg? I mean, what is the origin of that? And what do we sound like to them, I wonder."
"I don't know. Probably blah, blah, blah."
"Did you come here with some particular 'blah, blah, blah' for me?"
"Yes. Two words. Paw prints. Your dentally-challenged killer left them all over the vic's clothes."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Justice is Served)
"And, according to my sagacious calculations, this is a big dog. At least a hundred pounds."
"Now if we can just figure out where he went to medical school we'll be home free."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Justice is Served)
"Oh, come on. That creep tested clean?"
"Yeah. For someone who's on the pill."
-- Catherine Willows and Greg Sanders (Justice is Served)
"Isn't that in the constitution somewhere? A man's inalienable right to pee in private?"
-- Greg Sanders (Justice is Served)
"Squirrels love 'em ... they get tossed at dodger stadium and they make a hell of a butter."
"You're nuts. You know that."
"Exactamundo. Peanuts! Right scope's the shell left scope's the skin of the nut. Think 'peanuts español.'"
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Evaluation Day)
"Freaky, huh?"
"Freakiest semen I've seen in a while."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (The Strip Strangler)
"You got a hot dog?"
"This one of your jokes, Greg?"
"I got the ketchup."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (The Strip Strangler)
"That's my pot!"
"Your pot?"
"Yeah, you know, from my own private stash. Blue Hawaiian -- $40 a pound. Only grown a couple times a year on the Big Island hand-picked to perfection."
"Good. You're using my water so I guess that makes it community coffee."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Burked)
"It's been 24 minutes, Greg. When's this thing going to be done?"
"Well, with all due respect, sir, it's not a baked potato."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Burked)
"Did I ever tell you I used to live in New York?"
"Is this going to be a short story or a novel?"
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Burked)
"... and the point of your New York story was ... ?"
"Oh, I was just going to tell you about another way to take heroin -- a suppository up the coolee. You just stand on your head, and then you let gravity ... forget it."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Burked)
"Well, this is one way to get her DNA. Bring me her whole life."
"It's called zeal, Greg."
"Or overkill."
"It's called protocol. Let's get on with it."
-- Greg Sanders, Sara Sidle and Gil Grissom (Chaos Theory)
"Friederich Miescher requests my presence?"
"Figured out my code, huh? Well, you know, my boy Freddy discovered DNA."
"He's been dead a hundred years, Greg. What do you got?"
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Chaos Theory)
"Cheese. Milk. Sweaters. What do these things have in common?"
"Goat cheese, goat milk."
"Goat ... sweaters?"
"Angora."
"Ding, ding, ding."
-- Greg Sanders, Catherine Willows and Nick Stokes (Overload)
"You didn't hear that from me, did you?"
"I think I smell something burning in the DNA lab."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Overload)
"FYI. Thirty swabs in six hours? Not realistic, all right? Even for me."
"Come on, Greg, I thought you liked a challenge. What are we looking at here?"
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Overload)
"Naked kid under a blanket at his shrink's late at night and his mother's there."
"Yeah, your case just entered a whole new dimension of weird."
-- Catherine Willows and Greg Sanders (Overload)
"I hope that's not the crossword puzzle."
-- Gil Grissom to Greg Sanders (Overload)
"You smell like death."
"I've heard."
"You know ... a real man wouldn't mind."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Bully for You)
"This cannot be right."
"Hey, I always double-check your stuff."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Scuba Doobie-Doo)
"Must be some kind of soap. Robbins got me halfway there."
"Bet it's liquid dishwashing soap."
"Yeah? State your source."
"Well, you know I used to do a little diving myself actually. Belize, Maui, Great Barrier Reef ... Okay, maybe I took that one a little too far. But the point is, that these rubber suits aren't very easy to put on. Neoprene and skin need a little romance to get together. And a capful of liquid soap works like a charm."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Scuba Doobie-Doo)
"You just made yourself useful, my friend."
-- Nick Stokes to Greg Sanders (Scuba Doobie-Doo)
"Hey, coffee boy. Where's my DNA? Cigarette butt? Match book time-delay device? Hair spray? Any of this sound familiar?"
"Bags under the eyes, coffee cups, stress face. Any of this look familiar? I'm working on it."
-- Catherine Willows and Greg Sanders (Scuba Doobie-Doo)
"Let go my Greg-o. He's a CSI wannabe."
-- Nick Stokes to Catherine Willows, about Greg Sanders (Scuba Doobie-Doo)
"Where's Greg? We need to get this processed. You know, I swear that guy has a second job somewhere else."
-- Sara Sidle, about Greg Sanders (Scuba Doobie-Doo)
"Hey, yo, Cat ..."
"I'm going to forget that you called me that."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (Scuba Doobie-Doo)
"Is the printer out of ink?"
"It means 'None Detected.' The dry cleaning baked in the blood and it also degraded it to a degree that I just can't get a result."
"Try again. This could be victim blood. Try again."
"I have tried. It's chemically impossible, Sara. Nothing from nothing is nothing."
-- Sara Sidle and Greg Sanders (Alter Boys)
"I always thought you kept your porn in there."
"I move it around."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Caged)
"Very impressive."
"And I know what you all think of me -- I'm just another pretty face who got to where I am by sleeping with Catherine. But seriously ... Phi Beta Kappa, Stanford. Can I help it if I'm hip?"
"Yeah, yeah, which one of your relatives got you in?"
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Caged)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop now. Biotoxin, as in anthrax, smallpox? I was at that crime scene for eight hours, man."
"Relax, man. It takes, like, two hours for ricin symptoms to show and, like, 48 more to kill you."
What kind of symptoms are we talking about, here?"
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Caged)
"What, you're not feeling sorry for this guy, now, are you?"
"Hey, man, he is autistic."
"Anybody else would be in a cell right now."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders, about Aaron Pratt (Caged)
"What up, Einstein? Ooh, you got anything there?"
"You think Einstein had people hovering over his shoulders all the time? If he did, do you think that we'd be walking around with E=MC squared t-shirts?"
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"Then she was chained up."
"If she was, she was wearing something pretty funky."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"Liquid latex."
"Never heard of it."
"Really? It's all the craze right now, man. Girls paint it on guys. Guys paint it on girls. You can paint it on yourself if you want if that's what you're into. You can't get a date."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"Mona was a Dominatrix at the fetish club. But my guess is that she was a switch for her off-the-books clients."
"You know what a 'switch' is?"
"Someone who's dominant as well as submissive."
"Oh, he's even got the lingo down."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"You're a surfer now?"
"Dude, I rip."
"We're 300 miles from the nearest beach."
"Surfing's just a state of mind."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (And Then There Were None)
"And this is a special bullet?"
"No, but there was a foreign substance adhered to it."
"And the substance is special?"
"Not exactly."
"Just get to the point, Greg."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (And Then There Were None)
"Real-life fairy dust."
"Yeah, it turns grown men into criminals."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (And Then There Were None)
"What don't you know?"
-- Greg Sanders to Gil Grissom (And Then There Were None)
"Hey, Sanders, no punk rock."
"What about black flag?"
"Are you nuts?"
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Ellie)
"Just because you got passed over, don't take it out on me."
"He didn't pass me over."
"Really? What would you call it, then?"
"Grissom."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Ellie)
"First, I have the saliva sample taken from captain Brass's badge. Better known as Ellie's DNA. Take a good look at her markers. Second, blood sample from Jim Brass."
"They're nothing alike."
"From parent to child seven of thirteen markers should match up minimum. In this case there's not a single marker in common. I don't have Ellie's mother's DNA on file but my guess is ..."
"What, is she adopted?"
-- Greg Sanders and Warrick Brown (Ellie)
"Well, I think I hear some coffee perking."
-- Greg Sanders (Ellie)
"Hey, Catherine? Do you think Sara would ever go out with me?"
"Sure. As long as you don't tell her it's a date."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (Organ Grinder)
"So I was thinking. Maybe we could take our break at the same time. Later this shift. Together."
"Sure."
"Really."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Organ Grinder)
"You want to clue me in?"
"Sara and I were just going out for dinner."
"On the case, Greggo."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Organ Grinder)
"I could really, really just kiss you right now."
-- Sara Sidle to Greg Sanders (Organ Grinder)
"So, did I solve the case?"
"No, Greg, you didn't. But you've helped."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (You've Got Male)
"So you got this water from a radiator?"
"Yes."
"Well, it ain't no Rocky Mountain Spring."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (You've Got Male)
"Is this the car the guy was killed in?"
"He was killed in the warehouse -- and don't sneak up on a person like that."
"Now you know how I feel, like ten times a day."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Identity Crisis)
"When you say 'jump' I say 'how high?'"
-- Greg Sanders to Sara Sidle (Identity Crisis)
"So our mystery lady was trying to enhance her athletic performance?"
"Or increase her sex drive. You know women do that. I read. None that I've ever met."
-- Sara Sidle and Greg Sanders (Identity Crisis)
"The guy's pretty shrewd. Every murder comes back to a dead man."
"Greg, if I refer to Millander as smart, it's one thing but I mind if other people do it, okay?"
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Identity Crisis)
"Did you guys clean the table before putting the curtain on it?"
"Yeah."
"'Cause I think your evidence got contaminated."
"With what?"
"Oleic acid. Goes well with jelly."
"Peanut butter."
-- Greg Sanders, Sara Sidle and Warrick Brown (The Finger)
"Kind of feels like blackjack, you know? You guys all fanned around the table, holding your breath waiting to see which card I'll reveal next."
"Greg, this is an abuse case involving a minor."
"Right. Sorry."
-- Greg Sanders and Warrick Brown (Burden of Proof)
"Don't tell us you're wearing our evidence."
"Come on, Greg."
"Give me some credit."
-- Warrick Brown, Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Primum Non Nocere)
"The overbearing patriarchal structure of modern organised sports represents a socially palatable sublimation of what Jung refers to as the 'Shadow of the Unconscious.'"
"You sucked at team sports, huh?"
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Primum Non Nocere)
"I was captain of the high school chess squad."
"Chess is not a sport, Greg."
"Then why is there a World Chess Champion?"
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Primum Non Nocere)
"I think sports are physical by definition."
"Well, sex is physical. Is that a sport?"
"Not to me."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Primum Non Nocere)
"She's a liar, and a mother."
-- Greg Sanders about Jane Gallagher (Primum Non Nocere)
"Catherine ... you seen any guys with a broken tooth lately?"
"Yeah, I saw ten of them."
"Yeah, well, one of them is your suspect."
-- Greg Sanders and Catherine Willows (Primum Non Nocere)
"Hey. Got here as soon as I could."
"Whoa, what are you doing here, Greg?"
"All hands on deck. That was the call, right? Crims on the scene."
"Crims with 'field training'."
"Come on. I'm capable."
"He does no collection."
-- Greg Sanders, Nick Stokes and Gil Grissom (Chasing The Bus)
"It's all right, man. Stop apologizing."
"Oh, I feel bad. I just froze up."
"That's why we have fielding training, Greg. No disrespect, but you're not qualified to be out here."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (Chasing The Bus)
"I guess I just wasn't expecting blood to look like that. Pre-collection, so different."
-- Greg Sanders (Chasing The Bus)
"How do you deal?"
"You just do."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Chasing The Bus)
"Firefighters only look in the obvious spots."
"Just out of curiosity, what are the unobvious spots?"
"For bodies?"
"Yeah."
"Walls, hot water heaters stuffed in the box spring of a hotel room bed. I found a head in a bucket of paint once."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Chasing The Bus)
"Did you enjoy being in the field?"
"You heard about it, too?"
"What?"
"That I ... messed up."
"No."
"Well, then ... I enjoyed it fine."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Chasing The Bus)
"What are you reading?"
"This is Pink. Pink, this is Warrick."
-- Warrick Brown and Greg Sanders (Stalker)
"Do you know how hot you are? Ssss!"
"Bet I know someone who's hotter and I'm not talking about looks."
-- Greg Sanders (to Pink) and Warrick Brown (about Nick Stokes) (Stalker)
"Before you ask that swab of yours, from the end cap ... let's play 'name that chemical compound.' Today's category: 'Explosives.' 30 seconds on the clock."
-- Greg Sanders to Nick Stokes (Cats in the Cradle)
"I could have been a rock star."
"There's still time, Greg."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Cats in the Cradle)
"Yeah, I'm like a sponge. I just absorb information."
"I thought that was my line."
"Yeah, and I absorbed it."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Cats in the Cradle)
"You've, uh, already shared this information with Sara?"
"Yeah, an hour ago. And she was way more fascinated than you are."
"Well, I'm somewhat fascinated by the fact that I'm your boss, but you talked to her first."
"Well, you were at dinner."
"I've been in the lab all day, Greg."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Anatomy of a Lye)
"So I heard about your cold maggot."
"News travels fast."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes (Anatomy of a Lye)
"Just remind yourself that usually I bring the case home."
-- Greg Sanders to Sara Sidle (Anatomy of a Lye)
"Hey, man. What you eatin'?"
"Little college cuisine."
"That stuff will kill you, you know."
"Hasn't killed me yet."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders (The Hunger Artist)
"All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy."
"All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Random Acts of Violence)
"So, there's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is this is the busiest lab in the country."
"That's why I'm here."
"Oh, I've waited for you forever. I love you!"
-- Greg Sanders and Chandra Moore (Viva Las Vegas)
"So, how was it?"
"How was what?"
"Well, you took some vacation time, right?"
"Yeah, right. It was great."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Viva Las Vegas)
"I'm the new DNA person."
"Well, that's the plan anyway."
-- Chandra Moore and Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
"Let me show you to your new digs."
-- Greg Sanders to Chandra Moore (Viva Las Vegas)
"Hey, Gil. Wait. You've got something stuck to your shoe... Oh, no, it's just Sanders."
-- Jim Brass to Gil Grissom, about Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
"I never seen this place with the lights on before. It's kind of like seeing a one-night stand in the morning for the first time."
-- Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
"This is your proficiency test, Greg. You might want to work the scene."
-- Gil Grissom to Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
"What do you see?"
"Chaos."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
"Where are you going?"
"Don't worry about me; worry about you. It's going to be a long night."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Viva Las Vegas)
"What's this blue stuff on the slide and the grip? It's okay to say you don't know, Greg. That's why we have a trace lab."
-- Gil Grissom to Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
"So, you like her?"
"I like not being her anymore."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders about Chandra Moore (Viva Las Vegas)
"I can tell you the toilets in the club had blue water."
"You inspected the toilet bowls for evidence?"
"Well, when you got to go, you got to go."
[...]
"At a crime scene, Greg?"
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Viva Las Vegas)
"So the shooter stuck the gun in the toilet earlier to avoid the metal detector."
"Echoes of Michael Corleone."
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Viva Las Vegas)
"You committed a fatal error, Greg. You compromised evidence at a crime scene. A judgment like that can cost us a conviction. In order to solo in the field, you have to successfully complete three proficiencies."
"I failed this one."
"Yeah. But ... Since you found a suitable replacement in the lab, I'm going to give you one more chance."
"Thank you. Thank you."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
"Oh, I can't go through with this!"
"Hey, Chandra, how was your first day?"
"I can't do this. It's too much for one person."
"They all want ... they all want you, and I can't be you. I'm going back to Connecticut."
-- Chandra Moore and Greg Sanders (Viva Las Vegas)
Please tell me there are something more to this guys and cars thing, besides the obvious penis extension metaphors.
So you want me to lie?
-- Sara Sidle and Greg Sanders (Time of Your Death)
Mick Sherdian the movie producer? I grew up watchin’ his action blockbusters--- car chases, ninjas, cyborg death machines. We used to make body armor out of tinfoil, and re-enact the scenes all over the neighborhood. What about you, where you a Green Beret kid? Secret agent?
I'm not tellin'. And stay away from my tinfoil.
-- Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (Time of Your Death)